Starfield:Jake

Jake (000137B3, 0001291D)
Location(s)	Jake's
Editor ID	UC_NA_Jake
Race	Human	Gender	Male
RefID	000137B3	BaseID	0001291D
Merchant
Credits	1,500 (Extra Small)
Other Information
Faction(s)	United Colonies, NewAtlantisFaction, Jake's

Jake

Jake is the eponymous owner of Jake's, a dive bar in The Well of New Atlantis. He wears Space Trucker Casualwear, carries a leveled handgun with ammunition, common leveled Aid, and rare leveled Credits.

Jake can normally be found tending to his bar, arguing with customers. He is the unique provider of some Aid Items: Jake's Stout and Beer Brat Platter.

People will comment on Jake's unpleasant personality:

"You want food? Go to Kay's. You want an attitude? Try Jake's." --Altagracia Gonzalez

"I used to drink. Then I met Jake. Now, I don't. You might say he saved my life." --Brodie Jiang

Related Missions

• Taste of Home: Sandra has asked me to go get her some of Jake's stout.

Commentary

His greetings include:

"You buyin'?"

• "You better be buyin'. I don't do small talk."
• "You want a beer, fine. You want a buddy to talk to, or a therapy session or whatever, walk right back out that door."
• "What's it gonna be?"

--

• "You need somethin', ask. Otherwise, keep to yourself."
• "We don't serve none of that fancy shit they got top-side. If that's what you're lookin' for, you might wanna head somewhere else."
• "Two free pieces of advice. One: you better have a weapon on you. Two: don't even think about drawing it unless you're damn well prepared to use it."
• "I am legally required to remind you that management ain't responsible on account of somethin' bad happening to you in here."
• "Some of this shit from the Freestar systems might actually kill you, you drink enough of it. But, you know, it's cheap, so... Silver linings, and all that."

If you stop speaking mid-conversation:

• "Hey. You're wasting my time here."
• "Order something, or move along."
• "If you're trying to make yourself annoying, doing a bang-up job."

He will end conversations by saying:

• "Well, bye."
• "Uh-huh."
• "All right, then."

Dialogue

I'll take a drink.

"Yeah, all right."

--

You get a lot of business down here?

"'Down here?' Like that's somehow different from other bars? Worse, maybe? That what you were implying?"

...	Player	Response
	Sorry, just making conversation.	Yeah? Well, don't.
	It is actually underground, so I wasn't wrong.	What are you, a structural engineer? Some MAST egghead? I know full well what "down here" implies.

--

Nice place you've got here.

"First of all, I didn't ask what you thought of it."

"Second, don't blow smoke up my ass. We both know it ain't nice."

Location Scenes

To edit this section: Andreja/Convo NewAtlantis05

Jake:

You. What'd I tell you last time?

Andreja:

...To stop breaking your customers arms?

Jake:

Yeah, something like that. Bad for business.

Andreja:

It was only the once. Okay, no, twice. Still, I did not start it.

Jake:

Yeah, yeah. Just... Quit it.

To edit this section: New Atlantis/RandomConvAltaJake

Altagracia Gonzalez:

Jake. Jake the Snake. Jake the Mistake. Jake the two ice creams short of a milk-

Jake:

What. Do. You. Want.

Altagracia:

A beer. And a smile would be nice. You ever try one of those on for size, Jakey boy?

Jake:

Only when you leave my bar.

To edit this section: New Atlantis/RandomConvRickDuran01

Jake:

• Damn it, Rick. Can't you just leave me in peace?
• You're like a damn roach. I can't get rid of you.
• I have half a mind to ban you just like Kay did. Leave me alone.

Rick Duran:

• Come on, man. Just one beer for your best bud, yeah?
• Jeez, what's your problem today? And every day for that matter?
• Oh please. Without me you wouldn't have any business.

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